The sillest thing ever done on a motorcycle Q&A

This is the collection of answers of real motorcycle riders for the question
"What is the silliest thing you have ever done on your motorcycle?"

Read on for some funny and some not so funny answers 

Pic courtesy: Sunny Sawrav's facebook profile

• Have done it lot of time...started the bike and left with handle lock......  - Syed Salman Hafiz
• Was wearing my old skull mask (not the one I'm wearing now). Went beside a scooty with girl riding on it, made sure she looks at my mask and suddenly turned towards her screaming "Haaaaarrrgh!!!" 
  
  Tried it with vehicles full of kids too.  hehehehe
  Love the jaw drops!! - Sunny Sawrav
• Start a race and do not overtake just chase the person - Amiy Amritansh
• During night times, have actually pointed towards d headlight of the bikes coming from other side...n trust me some of them switch it off...n then realize and put it back on! - Gagan Prasad
• Ride to the left of an auto in which there are no passengers. Keep your visor up. Wait for a girl to signal the auto to stop. Now look into her eyes and act like you are denying her a lift. Put your visor down and ride ahead. Look at her expression in your mirror. - Gowtham Shravan Kumar
• Many dumb things i do and best till now is, race a guy for first few seconds and later see the guy rip in front of me and start laughing as I would have come back to my 40-50 km/hr  Also have been doing this all the time. I don't put handle lock near my home, but wen I take out I do lock. I forget that I'm out and switch on the bike and then regret that my handle is locked - Athrey Kadambi
• Mine - no silly laughable incident  only exciting ones though!  lol , the closest to a silliest thing that I have done is while returning back from Yelagiri hills two years back on a rainy day - was riding downhill on neutral. - And then went on to gear up to the first one - quite a shocker - bike was skidding. Somehow managed to pull her back without falling down - she gave me quite a scare! - Siddharth Selvarajan
• Accelerate in neutral and see why bike is not moving - Raghunandan Bagare
• Started bike ...accelerated high...and left with handle lock... 2 times til now. Very humiliating - Amar Srivastava
• Once i did not take bike to office and was missing her badly.. then while i returned home.. i sat on it and just was doing vroom vroom for two feeling(key was at home) - Pranish Urankar
• (it's raining) I licked once and kissed my crystal clear windshield as it was WET  AND my friend was like, "damn! porn show!" - Jupiter Lobo
• Dressing it with my shirt - Ram Prasad
• Once my right hand thumb stuck & cut in Chain during lubricant ... but now its alright - Ajay Jadeja
• Tried to start bike without key for 5 mins, later realised i did not put the key - Prakash B R Ripponpete
• Overtook on the left of a parked car, a woman opens the door just at the right moment, me making love with bike in the drain... - Anand Ramanan
• Forgot to open side lock.. Took a U turn. Had a bad fall twice! - Srikiran Gosangi
• Started the ignition without opening handle lock - Abhinav Chakraborthy